ABOUT

All we wanted was peace in crypto...

Instead we got rug pulls, exit scams, and DOGE at $0.70.

Now we're hodling bags heavier than our regrets!

ROADMAP
How We Got Rekt:

• Bought DOGE at $0.70

• Trusted Do Kwon with Luna

• FTX "safu" until it wasn't

• Ape'd into every dog coin

• Leveraged 100x on hopium

Recovery Plan:

• DCA and cry less

• HODL until 2030

• Touch grass occasionally

• Stop checking charts hourly

• Maybe learn actual trading